DJ was at his computer this night doing his usual thing, looking for girls that want to have a little fun.  After sending out a message asking if anyone around wants to party, he got lucky and Vanessa responded.  She sent him a picture and DJ was pumped that it was a blonde, so he asked her what she was doing that night.  She said nothing and gave him her address, and off he went in search of the blonde beauty he was just talking to.  When he got to her place, DJ and Vanessa sat down on the couch.  He started asking her the usual questions, but much to his surprise Vanessa interrupted him and said “I don’t speak English very well, all I want to do is FUCK”.